Well, I'm finally back in that town people tell me is part of the United States. I'm still not convinced.
I had my first appointment with a physical therapist, Bruce, that I truly believe can fix my deep buttock syndrome. Strutting around his office with his belly hanging out over his spandex running pants he told me "I fucking hate doctors, I don't deal in avoidance and denial and I will make you a runner again." Bring it on.