Now I remember why I don't open my mail. Because I get things like direct mail for space heaters (I do live in Miami, don't I?) and a DVD called "Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West." Someone actually told me that a bunch of people have gotten the DVD, so at least I feel more confident that I'm not on the terrorist watch list or something.
However, because I don't open my mail, I failed to get the notice my SunPass transponder was de-activated due to a change in credit card number due to the crazy waitress at Badrutt's stealing my credit card. The disconnect further resulted in me getting $150 dollars worth of tickets from going through the toll plaza illegally.
Not to worry, I sweet talked the SunPass phone rep into removing the charges. Even Steven.