I must have been naive to think this Scarface button down would be the most amusing part of my day. Later that night, I was fortunate enough to eavesdrop on the world's worst first date.
As is typical around here, guy was a d-bag attorney with 5-10 years on the girl. Instead of recognizing his luck, he instead spent close to an hour talking about his ex-wife (that bitch ann marie, all that alimony I owe her,) eating sushi with a fork, and asking the girl if she ever dated anyone without any baggage.
It was so bad that when he got up to go to the restroom, I turned to her and said, "This is the most horrible first date I have ever witnessed." She said it was the first date she has been on since Dec. Bad time to come out of retirement.