Only four days back in town and already enough bizarre things have happened to fill a book.
#1 - On the door of CVS this morning, I see a sign announcing the following, "Help me please. Four passports lost (Ecuadorian) If found, bring to Pollo Tropical. No questions asked." Bitch, please. If I find these and return them, there better be at least a week's worth of free tropi-chops involved.
#2 - I thought I may have to stage an intervention when Mary Helen started bringing Chipped Ham Sam around everywhere with her. Little did I know it would be such a hit and that all the Miami crew would spend the evening asking "How comes yinz ain't watching the game?"
#3 - I ran into that numbskull who ignored me at the Greek restaurant who went out of his way to come up to me and pull the "long time no see." More like long time no acknowledge but whatever. Loser.