Not often do I have the pleasure of being entertained by a magician doing card tricks in the middle of the afternoon. Even more rare do I get to school said magician with a "That's what she said" joke.
Magician: Take this deck of cards. It's not a trick deck. The box is empty. To prove, this feel around the box really good.
Me: "That's what she said."
All at a business function. I love it!