Today was my big "trial" for not having an updated address on my license. Two things I learned by my trip to the courthouse. #1 - I am so happy I did not become an attorney and have new respect for all my friends who have to spend an excessive amount of time there. #2 - I never, ever want to go to jail. The people in traffic court are gross and dirty enough.
Luckily, I am no longer a felon. I'm pretty sure the judge dismissed my case because I was the only one in the courtroom whose name he could pronounce.