I'm the queen of getting texts from random numbers that aren't meant for me. Here's one of the funnier ones that I got last weekend.
"Wat up old man, no more messenger for me. Got the instinct now iphone killer baby!"
After a few days referring back to this message every time I wanted to laugh, I saw an ad for an "Instinct" and realized it is another company's version of the iphone. I guess I'm not as hip to the latest technology as I pretend to be. Regardless, I still don't know how I feel about being called an old man!