Sprained arm: Check
Somewhat pulled leg/butt muscle: Check
Nasty heartburn: Check
Runny nose: Check
Out at Florida Room 'til 2 a.m.: Check
Winner of the ALS 5K in the Women's 25-29 division: CHECK! WHAT, WHAT?!?
Jac only looks so sad because she and everyone else I know ran the 10K and it was well over 90 degrees. Not the most pleasant experience by any means.
By the way, I've also decided that I don't have botulism. I think I just mixed too many medicines for all my ailments with three days worth of spicy food. Mystery solved.