When I see the faces I make in photos sometimes, I think it's no surprise I'm single.
Just kidding...but normal guys have told me on more than one occasion that they find me hard to approach. I think that's just a passive way to admit that most guys are pussies, since I am approached by at least one crazy, homeless or vagabond per day. I'm still mulling over the proposal I got from a random, nerdy Bill Gates look-alike who walked past me while I was riding my bike to the nail salon this weekend...
Guy: You're beautiful. Let's get married.
Me: Weird look
Guy: Seriously, like right now.
Me: Weirder look. Faster pedaling.