Zat drink is zexy! (To be read in a thick Venezuelan accent.) This syrupy Prosecco-raspberry concoction was really “zexy” about 20 minutes later when I started talking with my hands and it ended up in my lap. Oh well, it was still a memorable line on this guy’s part. My friends and I have a knack for getting the strangest pickup lines ever. There’s the all-time classic, “You may know me, I drive a Porsche,” the crowd-pleasing “You soft like bunny,” or what may soon become my new favorite, “You’re from West Virginia? I just recruited West Virginia’s best Puerto Rican colorectal surgeon."